Be a Cross Country (XC) Mountain Biker in 10 Steps

How to Be a Cross Country (XC) Mountain Biker in 10 steps for middle aged men.

Are you having a mid life crisis?
Does cross country mountain biking sound exciting?
Great! You have come to the right video.
Let's discuss what you need to know to become a middle aged cross country mountain bike rider.
If you are not old enough for a mid life crisis, please watch our video "how to bmx jump for kids".

1) OK, now the first step to being a cross country mountain biker is to watch a bunch of down hill jump videos... because it's practically the same and that's what you want to do.
2) Next, go to your local bike store and buy a 29er. It might cost more than your car, but it will pay for itself once you get sponsors and become famous.
3) Now, go find your local trail facebook page and post pics of your brand new bike.
Your new friends are sure to give you likes and you are on your way.
4) Great, it's time to put a gopro on your helmet and go ride your local trail...
Don't forget to post your unwatchable shaky video on facebook for everyone to see.
5) Learn what a down hill 26er is and go bitch on facebook how Mitch Ropelato won on a 29er.
6) Try to figure out why clipless pedals have clips. Maybe it's French? Clip Lay?
7) buy a mountain bike for your girlfriend that cost twice as much as your bike. Why? Because it was the only one that came in pink.
8) try to sell your exgirlfriend's bike on facebook for half of what you paid for it when she leaves you.
9)  with your new spare time, go volunteer for trail maintenance.  Don't forget to bitch about how nobody helps out on facebook.
10) make a video about how to be a cross country mountain biker.


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